Jacob: I had a dream last night. (Insert long story about garage, Ninjago, and something about an amusement park with a water slide covered in spaghetti.) And then Daddy gave me one hundred and ten dollars.
Me: Really? That's a lot of money.
Jacob: Yes. I wonder what I would do with it. Well, for starters, I wouldn't buy 110 Sponge Bob whoopee cushions. That seems like not a good use of my money.
Me: (pause...110 whoopee cushions? One whoopee cushion is too many) Right. Good thinking.
Jacob: I know! I could buy you a new car.
Me: Awww, you are sweet. I think a car is a lot more than $110. (insert mental image of a $110 car)
Jacob: I could buy you wine!
Jacob is either going to be the worst car buyer or the best wine buyer.